带有搞怪僧侣的趣味寺庙告示牌

{
"type": "photograph",
"setting": "outdoor temple grounds with gravel and foliage",
"subjects": [
{
"type": "signboard",
"material": "wood with red border and yellow header",
"header_text": "{argument name=\"header text\" default=\"ゆかいなお寺の教え\"}",
"layout": "3x3 grid",
"panel_count": 9,
"panels": [
{ "position": "top-left", "text": "ズボンはチャックをチェック", "illustration": "blue jeans with zipper" },
{ "position": "top-center", "text": "猫に話してもしらんぷり", "illustration": "grey and white cat" },
{ "position": "top-right", "text": "ヘソのゴマとりすぎ注意", "illustration": "belly with thumbs pointing at navel" },
{ "position": "mid-left", "text": "二度寝は二度目が気持ちいい", "illustration": "person sleeping under pink blanket" },
{ "position": "mid-center", "text": "イビキは寝ると聞けない", "illustration": "person snoring" },
{ "position": "mid-right", "text": "ポテチは開けたら止まらない", "illustration": "open bag of potato chips" },
{ "position": "bottom-left", "text": "便座が冷たいとビックリ", "illustration": "shocked person next to toilet" },
{ "position": "bottom-center", "text": "月末ピンチで来月もピンチ", "illustration": "empty wallet with lightning bolts" },
{ "position": "bottom-right", "text": "{argument name=\"bottom right text\" default=\"ダイエットは明日から...\"}", "illustration": "{argument name=\"bottom right illustration\" default=\"monk eating a hamburger\"}" }
]
},
{
"type": "monk",
"description": "bald Japanese Buddhist monk in black robes, white tabi socks, and sandals",
"pose": "standing on one leg, leaning on sign",
"expression": "{argument name=\"monk expression\" default=\"goofy, tongue out, wide eyes, hands framing face\"}"
}
]
}