双格科技梗漫画

{
"type": "two-panel meme comic",
"layout": {
"structure": "vertical split with black divider bars containing white text",
"top_header_text": "{argument name=\"top panel header\" default=\"MEANWHILE...\"}",
"middle_divider_text": "{argument name=\"bottom panel header\" default=\"USERS AFTER A WEEK OF CRYPTIC VAGUE-POSTING:\"}"
},
"panels": [
{
"position": "top",
"setting": "bright office environment",
"character": "smug man with a beard, wearing a black hoodie with 'OpenAI' text, eyes closed, smiling, holding a black mug with the OpenAI logo and rising steam",
"ui_elements": {
"count": 2,
"items": [
"Tweet mockup: Profile 'OpenAI Employee' with verified checkmark, handle '@openai', text '{argument name=\"tweet text\" default=\"feeling codexy today 😎\"}', date '4:41 PM · Apr 16, 2026'",
"Notification mockup: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC Releases Opus 4.7 3:00 PM BST'"
]
},
"sticky_notes": {
"count": 3,
"items": [
"Yellow note: 'big week soon™'",
"Light blue note: 'can't say much... ;)'",
"Pink note: 'stay tuned!'"
]
}
},
{
"position": "bottom",
"setting": "dark, cobweb-filled room at a messy desk",
"character": "skeleton wearing a dark hoodie with '{argument name=\"skeleton hoodie text\" default=\"REFRESH ADDICT\"}', resting its skull on its bony hand in despair",
"desk_objects": {
"count": 6,
"items": [
"Computer monitor displaying the X (Twitter) dark mode interface",
"Black mug with text 'C'MON OPENAI'",
"Smartphone screen showing '11:59:59 refreshing...' with a loading spinner",
"Digital clock displaying red text '12:00:01 AM'",
"3 energy drink cans",
"Scattered crumpled paper balls"
]
},
"sticky_notes_and_signs": {
"count": 4,
"items": [
"Yellow note (left): 'Day 7 still no news...'",
"Green note (on monitor): 'stop vague posting and DROP SOMETHING AMAZING!'",
"Pink note (right): '{argument name=\"user complaint note\" default=\"just release SPUD or the Codex super app already!\"}'",
"Cardboard sign (far right): 'MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING. PLEASE.'"
]
}
}
]
}